[PF:165398] Comedians view on Bin Laden

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"The death of Osama bin Laden has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make America pay for bin Laden's death. Which – I'm pretty sure we did pay for his death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." -Jimmy Kimmel "Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped Martyr Sea . Really? Martyr Sea ? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How about Chicken of the Sea?" -Jay Leno

"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." -Jay Leno "Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." -Jay Leno "Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'" -Craig Ferguson "How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." -David Letterman "Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." -Craig Ferguson "Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate waterboarding.'" -Jay Leno "Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." -Jay Leno "Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." -David Letterman "Bin Laden's wives didn't have it too bad………by looking at the pictures of the inside of the compound, it doesn't look like any of them EVER had to do housework".

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