Monday 6 June 2011

Re: [PF:165292] FBR Notifies Govenrment Ministers to Pay Their Taxes

October 22, 2010

Rahat Fateh Ali Khan in his song "Aj din chariya" use abusive words

SHAME ON YOU RAHAT


Rahat Fateh Ali Khan used abusive words for ALLAH SWT in his song "Aj Din Chariya" from his album "Love Aj Kal". He should seek repentance from ALLAH SWT and should himself request to public on all available forums to not listen the song.

He Used the Abusive Words in his song:
Manga jo mera hai
Jata kya tera hai
Mene kaun si tujhse jannat manga li
Kaisa khuda hai tu
Bas naam ka hai tu
Rabba jo teri itni si bhi na chali
(NAUZUBILLAH) 


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[PF:165290] FBR Notifies Govenrment Ministers to Pay Their Taxes

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Federal Board of Revenue (FBR) Member Inland Revenue Khawar Khurshid Butt has said that the department has served income tax notices to the members provincial assembly (MPAs) in Punjab and members national assembly (MNAs) to file their returns following the data revived after cross-matching with the National Database and Registration Authority (Nadra).

He said Chief Commissioner FBR Inland Revenue Lahore Ansar Javed and his team had developed tracking system for the FBR under which notices were issued to the potential taxpayers who had made taxable transactions during the ongoing fiscal year.

"The notices are being served on potential taxpayers irrespective of their power and status," he said addressing a press conference in the Income Tax House here Monday. He said under the new tracking system, the FBR had served 76,000 income tax notices to the potential taxpayers and as a response a good number of people had filed their taxable returns in April and May.

Singer Rahat Fateh Ali Khan was also served with income tax notice and he was also in tax house on Monday to get information about the notice. He said that he was unaware that his income was taxable and law of land as well. He, however, appreciated the FBR and said that he would pay all of his taxes after filing his income tax return. The FBR also served income tax notice on famous singer Ali Zafar for a big property deal he made during the ongoing fiscal year.

Khawar Khurshid Butt said the top political leadership of the country was aware of the question raised by the media and public about their tax payment so to achieve Rs 1,952 billion revenue generation target, it was crucial for them to pay taxes and declare their taxable assets as well. He also instructed the chief commissioners in the FBR to get information of the FBR staff and also ensure filing of their tax returns and those evading the taxes should be highlighted and action would be taken under the law.

Talking about achieving Rs 1,952 billion target, Butt said improvement in tax compliance, effective monitoring of withholding agents, broadening the tax base by adding the new taxpayers and evaders were needed.

He said the FBR was facing human resources shortage in tax broadening process which would be addressed by utilizing redundant tax machinery in the KPK.

He said that under special pakage announced by the prime minister for KPK, tax collection was limited there while highest tax machinery, including staff and vehicles, were posted there which would be posted in Lahore and other parts of country in next four to six weeks, in other words reshuffling of them would be made.

About the refund issue, Butt said the FBR had evolved the Electronic Refund System (ERS) under which 46,600 refund cheques of Rs 14 billion payments were paid to the taxpayers while 38 percent refunds complaints were left. He said the Lahore Inland Revenue performance was the best across Pakistan. Information regarding 300,000 high value transactions had been collected from various sources like purchase of immoveable property, registration and booking of vehicles, expensive schools/colleges, Lesco and club membership, in Lahore. On the basis of this information, 94,000 new taxpayers, 36,000 non-filers of returns for tax years 2010 and 21,500 cases of suspected under declaration of income had been detected, he said.

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[PF:165289] EU, E.Coli & US Economy

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Fresh and organic produce sales may decline in the U.S. because of an E. coli outbreak in Europe before rebounding once confusion over the cause is resolved, according to an industry group.

German officials backed away yesterday from comments that sprouts from an organic farm in Lower Saxony were the likely cause of the deadly E. coli case, after initial tests failed to find traces of the bacteria that has killed at least 22 people since last month.

Consumers may shy away from produce until they get clearer information on the cases in Europe and regain their confidence in U.S. food safeguards, Dave Gombas, senior vice president for food safety and technology with the United Fresh Produce Association, said in an interview yesterday.

"Getting consumer trust back is a very difficult thing," Gombas, whose Washington-based group represents companies such as Dole Food Co. and Chiquita Brands International Inc., said. "Growers and handlers are following the right practices, and we have to let people know we are doing that."

The outbreak has made more than 2,300 people sick, according to the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control in Stockholm.

The illnesses were originally blamed on cucumbers in Spain, then on the organic farm in Germany. Officials took 40 samples from that farm, and 23 of them have come back negative while the remainder are being investigated, according to a statement yesterday by officials of Lower Saxony state.

In the U.S., Democrats on the House Energy and Commerce Committee requested a hearing on lessons of the outbreak for the nation's food system. The European cases involve a strain that produces a toxin not usually seen in E. coli.

U.S. Implications

"What are the implications for the United States of a significant outbreak of what was previously an uncommon pathogenic strain?" the lawmakers, led by Representative Henry Waxman of California, said yesterday in a letter to the panel's Republican majority. "A better understanding of what sparked this major outbreak in the European Union will help us to determine the prospect for an outbreak of this pathogen in the United States."

It's too early to speculate on any changes to food-safety rules, Doug Karas, a spokesman for the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, said yesterday in an e-mail.

United Natural Foods

United Natural Foods Inc. (UNFI) has yet to see a decline in sales, according to Mark Shamber, chief financial officer of the company, the largest distributor of organic and specialty products in North America.

The effect on consumers can't be evaluated until the source of the bacteria's spread is identified, said Shamber, whose business sells food to grocers including Target Corp. (TGT), Whole Foods Market Inc., Costco Wholesale Corp. (COST) and Kroger Co. (KR)

United Natural Foods has fallen 6 percent in Nasdaq Stock Market composite trading since May 25, a day after the European cases became public. The Providence, Rhode Island-based company dropped $1.40, or 3.4 percent, to $40.22 yesterday.

In a 2006 outbreak, spinach in California was contaminated by E. coli, killing three people and sickening 200. Cow feces had contaminated water on the farmland where the vegetable grew, a conclusion made after weeks of investigations as sales of the leafy green plummeted.

Episodes of contaminated eggs, peanut butter and meat have produced sales slumps at food companies whose products weren't making people sick.

The cases have prompted grocery stores to use signs and food labels to better inform consumers where their food comes from, said Jennifer Dennis, an associate professor of horticulture and agricultural economics at Purdue University in West Lafayette, Indiana. That should make consumers less likely to panic at an outbreak abroad, she said.

"I could see there being a little bit of skepticism, but in the long-term produce season I don't see things slipping" in the U.S., Dennis said.

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[PF:165288] Racist Punjab Assembly Objects to Christian MPA Presenting Budget... What's Next?

LAHORE: Several provincial legislators in Punjab belonging to the ruling Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) have objected to Punjab cabinet member Kamran Michael presenting the budget on grounds that he is Christian, sources within the party told The Express Tribune.

 
Some PML-N MPAs object to faith of fellow party member Kamran Michael.

Sources say PML-N leaders are in a bind trying to figure out who to assign the finance ministry portfolio before the budget is presented before the Punjab Assembly on June 10.

Several party members are reported to have objected to a Christian being given such a prominent position as that of delivering the annual budget speech and fear losing votes amongst some of their conservative, right-wing vote bank. The PML-N is already afraid of losing ground in its heartland of Punjab to other parties that have been making inroads in the province in recent months.

Michael had been given charge of the finance ministry in March, after the PML-N kicked out the Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) from Punjab's ruling coalition. He replaced the PPP's Tanveer Ashraf Kaira, in addition to retaining his earlier portfolio of human rights and minorities affairs.

However, while Michael was minister in theory, in practise the position has been managed by Sardar Zulfiqar Khan Khosa, senior adviser to Punjab Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif. Khosa attended all meetings related to the budget and was the de facto head of the ministry, despite the fact that Punjab government rules prohibit an adviser from heading any departmental business, even those at a department to which he or she has been assigned.

Sources say that Michael was forbidden from even contacting the finance secretary or the chairman of the planning and development department.

Michael holds the finance ministry as an "additional portfolio", which means that he is authorised to present the budget. However, he has not been assigned the ministry itself. Rule 136 of the Punjab Assembly Rules of Procedure requires the provincial budget to be presented by the finance minister or another minister who has been assigned his portfolio.

According to the rules of the Punjab Assembly, the residual powers of any unfilled portfolios in the provincial cabinet are transferred to the chief minister until a new minister is appointed. Shahbaz currently holds 20 portfolios himself, having failed to appoint cabinet ministers after kicking out the PPP from the ruling coalition.

Sources said that PML-N members have suggested that the "additional portfolio" for the finance ministry be given to Education and Excise Minister Mujtaba Shuja Rehman in order to avoid Michael presenting the budget. A final decision on the matter is expected to be taken at a party meeting on Tuesday (today).

Since the chief minister technically occupies the powers of finance minister, he could present the budget himself, without having to assign the portfolio to any other cabinet member.

Punjab Government spokesman Senator Pervaiz Rashid told The Express Tribune that Rehman is most likely to present the Punjab budget for fiscal year 2012.

Article Source: http://tribune.com.pk/story/183896/in-punjab-a-christian-cant-present-the-provincial-budget/

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[karachi-Friends] Q/A (Urdu)

بسم اللہ الرحمٰن الرحیم

السلامُ علیکم و رحمۃ اللہ و برکاتہ

 

 

ایک عالمِ دین کی بذلہ سنجی

شیخ عبداللہ المطلق سعودی عرب کے بڑے علماء کی کمیٹی کے رکن ہیں۔ اُنکا شمار فی البدیہ اور فوراً فتویٰ دینے کے حوالے سے مشہور ترین علماء میں ہوتا ہے۔ اپنی بذلہ سنجی، ظریف  اور پُر مزاح طبیعت کی وجہ سے عوام میں  ایک خاص مقام رکھتے ہیں۔ براہ راست پروگراموں میں اُن سے پوچھے گئے سوالات کے جواب سننے کے لائق ہوتے ہیں۔

آپکی تفریح طبع کیلئے اُنکے کُچھ دلچسپ جوابات اور فتاویٰ جات پیش ِخدمت ہیں۔

ایک سائل نے شیخ صاحب سے سوال کیا؛ شیخ صاحب کیا پینگوئن کا گوست کھانا حلال ہے؟
شیخ صاحب نے اُسے جواب دیا؛ اگر تجھے پینگوئن کا گوشت مل جاتا ہے تو کھا لینا۔

ایک مرتبہ ایک لڑکی نے ٹیلیفون کر کے پوچھا؛ شیخ صاحب، میری امی بہت عمر رسیدہ ہے اور چل پھر بھی نہیں سکتی۔ اشد ضرورت اور حوائج کیلئے فقط  رینگ کر چلتی ہے۔ میرا سوال یہ ہے کہ اسلام میں میری امی کا مقام کن لوگوں میں شمار ہوتا ہے؟ شیخ صاحب نے جواب دیا؛ تیری امی کا مقام رینگ کر چلنے والی مخلوقات میں شمار ہوتا ہے۔

سعودی چینل
۱ کی براہِ راست نشریات میں ایک سائل نے شیخ صاحب کو ٹیلیفون کر کے پوچھا، شیخ صاحب میں نے غصے کی حالت میں اپنی بیوی کو طلاق دیدی ہے۔ اب کس طرح اُس سے رجوع کروں؟
شیخ صاحب نے جواب دیا؛ میرے بھائی طلاق ہمیشہ ہی غصے کی حالت میں دی گئی ہے۔ کیا کبھی تو نے ایسا سنا یا دیکھا ہے کہ کسی نے اپنی بیوی کو طلاق دی اور وہ مزے سے بیٹھا تربوز کے بیج چھیل کر کھا رہا تھا؟

ایک پروگرام کے دوران یمن سے ایک سائل نے ٹیلیفون کر کے پوچھا؛
شیخ صاحب، میرے موبائل میں قرآن شریف کی بہت سی تلاوت بھری ہوئی ہے۔ کیا میں موبائل کے ساتھ بیت الخلاء میں جا سکتا ہوں؟
شیخ صاحب: ہاں جا سکتے ہو، کوئی حرج نہیں۔
سائل نے سوال دوبارہ دہرایا: شیخ صاحب، میں موبائل میں قرآن شریف کے بھرے ہونے کی بات کر رہا ہوں۔
شیخ صاحب: میرے بھائی کوئی حرج نہیں، قرآن شریف موبائل کے میموری کارڈ میں ہوگا، تم اُسے ساتھ لیکر بیت الخلاء میں جا سکتے ہو۔
سائل: لیکن شیخ صاحب  یہ قرآن کا معاملہ ہے۔ اور بیت الخلاء میں ساتھ لے کر جانا اچھا تو ہرگز نہیں ہے ناں!
شیخ صاحب؛ کیا تمہیں بھی کُچھ قرآن شریف یاد ہے؟
سائل: جی شیخ صاحب، مُجھے کئی سورتیں زبانی  یاد ہیں۔
شیخ صاحب: تو پھر ٹھیک ہے، اگلی بار جب تُم بیت الخلاء جاؤ تو اپنے دماغ کو باہر رکھ جانا۔

ایک پروگرام میں سائلہ نے پوچھا:
شیخ صاحب، کچن میں برتن دھونے سے کیا میرا وضوء ٹوٹ جائے گا؟
شیخ صاحب نے جواب دیا: کیا تیرے برتن پیشاب کرتے ہیں؟

ایک سائل نے ٹیلیفون کر کے پوچھا؛ شیخ صاحب، کیا غسلِ جنابت کےلئے ناخن بھی کاٹنے پڑیں گے؟
شیخ صاحب نے تعجب بھرے انداز میں جواب دیا؛
روزانہ غسلِ جنابت کرو تو کاٹنے کیلئے ناخن کہاں سے لاؤ گے؟

ایک مصری سائلہ نے ٹیلیفون کر کے پوچھا؛
شیخ صاحب، میرے خاوند کا میرے ساتھ بہت ہی غلط رویہ ہے۔ میری کوئی بات نہیں مانتا
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شیخ صاحب نے جواب دیا؛ تم اُسے اپنے اچھے اخلاق کے جادو سے قابو کرو۔
سائلہ نے پوچھا؛ یہ جادو میں یہاں سے کرواؤں یا واپس مصر جا کر کرواؤں۔

ایک مرتبہ ایک سائل نے ٹیلیفون کر کے سوال کرنا چاہا؛
شیخ صاحب، میرا بُوڑھا (اسکا مطلب تھا میرا باپ ۔ اکثر بدو  اپنے باپ کو  'یا شایب' اور ' یا شیبہ' کہہ کر بھی مخاطب کر لیتے ہیں جسکا مطلب اے بزرگ یا اے بوڑھے بنتا ہے)۔
شیخ صاحب نے سائل کی بات کاٹتے ہوئے کہا، دیکھو بوڑھا نہ کہو، میرا والد یا کُچھ اور کہہ کر مُجھے اپنا سوال بتاؤ۔
تھوڑی سی خاموشی کے بعد سائل نے پھر بولنا شروع کیا، شیخ صاحب میرا بُوڑھا۔۔۔
شیخ صاحب نے سائل کی پھر بات کاٹتے ہوئے کہا؛ تیری بھنویں بوڑھی ہو جائیں، میں نے تجھے کہا ہے کہ بوڑھا کہہ کر مت پُکار۔

ایک عورت نے ٹیلیفون کر کے اپنا مسئلے کا حل پوچھا، شیخ صاحب نے جواب دیدیا تو عورت نے شیخ صاحب سے کہا:
شیخ صاحب، میرے لئے دُعا کیجئے کہ اللہ تعالیٰ میرے نصیب میں شیخ محمد العریفی سے شادی لکھ دے۔
شیخ صاحب نے سائلہ سے پوچھا، تو شیخ محمد العریفی سے شادی اُس کی خوبصورتی کی وجہ سے کرنا چاہتی ہے یا اُس کے علم کی وجہ سے؟
سائلہ نے جواب دیا؛ شیخ صاحب، میں اُس سے شادی اُس کے علم کی وجہ سے کرنا چاہتی ہوں۔
شیخ صاحب نے جواب دیا؛ تو پھر شیخ صالح السدلان اُس سے زیادہ بڑا عالم ہے۔ میں دُعا کرتا ہوں کہ اللہ تیری شادی شیخ صالح السدلان سے کرادے۔

(واضح رہے کہ شیخ محمد العریفی ایک نوجوان اور نہایت ہی خوبصورت عالمِ دین ہیں جبکہ شیخ صالح السدلان صاحب نہایت ہی ضعیف العمر عالم دین ہیں)
 
شیخ صاحب کی بات سُن کر پروگرام کا کمپیئر اسقدر زور سے کھکھلا کر ہنسا کہ کافی دیر تک اپنے آپ پر قابو بھی نہ پاسکا۔

ایک سائل نے ٹیلیفون کر کے پوچھا:
شیخ صاحب، میری بیوی انتہائی موٹی اور بھدی ہے۔ میں اُسکا کیا کروں؟
شیخ صاحب نے اُسے مختصر سا جواب دیا؛
میرے بھائی،  تیرے اوپر اور میرے اوپر اللہ تعالیٰ کی ایک جیسی رحمت ہے۔

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