Friday 10 May 2013

[PF:172149] Urdu poetry


Poetry In Urdu

 
 


 
 
 
 
   



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[PF:172148] Oye....lalay. ........tu bhee Pakistani hay??





Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Saqlain a Pakistani living in USA.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room... Saqlain says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. The other 4998 candidates have already left.

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Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear both of you having a conversation in that language.'

and......Saqlain in a well composed and confident manner turns to the other candidate and says ` Kaisa hay .. Ustaad?'This is how the other candidate responds.... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
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[PF:172147] Mobile Phone For Very Young Kids


 



The £55 phone designed for FOUR YEAR OLDS - and designed so they won't get mugged or be cyberbullied

  • 1stFone doesn't have a screen and can only make calls to 12 pre-assigned numbers
  • It costs £55 and the device has been designed to be hard-wearing
PUBLISHED: 15:40 GMT, 9 May 2013 UPDATED: 17:07 GMT, 9 May 2013

A mobile phone designed for four to nine-year-olds has been launched by OwnFone. 
The 1stFone which has been dubbed the 'dumbphone for smart parents' is the size of a credit card and weighs 40g.
It can only make and receive calls, and it doesn't have a screen - instead it has the names of up to 12 close friends and family shown in a list with corresponding physical buttons. 
The 1stFone can be customised. Options including Orange Splat, pictured front, Skulls, Leopard and more.
The 1stFone, designed specifically for four to nine-year-olds can be customised. Options including Orange Splat, pictured front, Skulls, Leopard and more. The 12 pre-assigned contacts can only be changed and added to by a parent. A 999 button can also be added that must be pressed three times to activate
The 1stFone, from manufacturer OwnFone, has been specifically designed for four to nine-year-olds. It doesn't have a screen.
The 1stFone, from manufacturer OwnFone, has been specifically designed for four to nine-year-olds. It doesn't have a screen. Instead it shows a list of up to 12 pre-assigned contacts. The handset can only make and receive calls and a single battery charge can last a year when the handset is on standby

This means that the child can only call the 12 pre-assigned numbers. 
And only the parents can add or change this list of contacts.

Makers OwnFone believe that the basic functionality of the 1stFone reduces the risks of text or cyber bulling, finding inappropriate material online, 'sexting' or being mugged. 
They base this on a recent study from Southampton Rape Crisis of 7,000 school children which found those as young as 10 are routinely sending explicit pictures of themselves to classmates.
In the top-left hand corner of the handset are volume buttons, sat next to large Answer, and On/Off buttons.

The 1stFone has been designed to be hard-wearing and can withstand being thrown about and dropped by children.
The 1stFone has been designed to be hard-wearing and can withstand being thrown about and dropped by children. Makers OwnFone also believe the handset is perfect for seniors, as well as as an alternative to a work phone on a building site, for example. Clips can secure the phone to a child's clothing or a work belt
The child's name is also programmed to appear at the top of the handset. 


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