[PF:168660] FUNNY TWO - LINERS

FUNNY TWO - LINERS   The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.     Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.   A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.   Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.   An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.   There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.   They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry ?   Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive   One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.   There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late   Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

__._,_.___

--

 

 

 

The One & Only .......... IRFAN.

Italy.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/p_se_poetry

 

--
From:
[Pak-Friends] Group Member
Visit Group: http://groups.google.com/group/Karachi-786
Subscription: http://groups.google.com/group/karachi-786/subscribe
===========================================================
¸,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸¸,.-~*'[PäK¤.¸.¤F®ï£ñD§]'*·~-.¸¸,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸
===========================================================
All members are expected to follow these Simple Rules:
-~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
Be Careful in Islamic Discussions;
Bad language and insolence against Prophets (and / or their companions, Islamic Scholars, and saints) is an Instant ban.
Abuse of any kind (to the Group, or it's Members) shall not be tolerated.
SPAM, Advertisement, and Adult messages are NOT allowed.
This is not Dating / Love Group, avoid sending personnel messages to group members.
Do not post anything linked to (or in favor of) facebook.
Thanks