[karachi-Friends] Priceless Observations / Statements

Priceless Observations / Statements     <><>   The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible - George Burns <><>  Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge   <><>

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

- Jimmy Durante

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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

- Rodney Dangerfield

 

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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers 

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

- Winston Churchill

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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty..But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..

- Phyllis Diller

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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

- Billy Crystal

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