Wednesday 7 September 2011

[karachi-Friends] THOSE WHO THOUGHT They They Knew Everything



The liquid inside young coconuts 
can be used as a substitute for
 
 
Blood plasma. 
 
 
 No piece of paper can be folded in half 
more than seven (7) times. 
 
 
 
Donkeys kill more people annually 
 
than plane crashes. 
 
 
 
You burn more calories sleeping 
 
than you do watching television. 
 
 
 
Oak trees do not produce acorns 
 
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. 
 
 
 
The first product to have a bar code 
 
was Wrigley's gum. 
 
 
 
The King of Hearts is the only king 
 
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE 
 
 
 
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 
by eliminating one (1) olive 
 
from each salad served in first-class. 
 
 
 
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. 
 
(Since Venus is normally associated with women , what does this tell you!)
 
 
 
Apples, not caffeine, 
 
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 
 
 
 
Most dust particles in your house are made from 
 
DEAD SKIN! 
 
 
 
The first owner of the Marlboro Company 
died of lung cancer. 
 
So did the first "Marlboro Man." 
 
 
 
Walt Disney was afraid 
OF MICE! 
 
 
 
PEARLS MELT 
IN VINEGAR! 
 
 
 
The three most valuable brand names on earth: 
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 
 
 
  
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... 
 
but, not downstairs. 
 
 
 
A duck's quack doesn't echo, 
 
and no one knows why. 
 
 
 
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush 
be kept at least six (6) feet away from 
a toilet to avoid airborne particles 
resulting from the flush. 
 
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) 
 
 
 
Richard Millhouse Nixon 
 
was the first U.S. president 
whose name contains all  the letters 
from the word "criminal." 
 
 
 
The second ? 
William Jefferson Clinton 
 
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?! !) 
 
 
 
And the best for last..... 
 
Turtles can breathe through their butts. 
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?) 
 
 
 




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